In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
Joke of the day !
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today.""Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
Was searching for funny jokes on the net and i think this is the best? Really had a good laugh. This vacation is seriously sucky and i can't wait for school to reopen. I need to get my mind occupied with things to do constantly. Any recommendations ?
Things have been rather happening. Of course, not in a good way. And the weird thing is, people around me arent in good shape either. How very wonderfool. Could it be some karma kinda thing for not doing enough charity/community work ? So my dear friends (mainly jean&ely), let's go do some voluntary work soon man!
But i just wana thank all of you out there who have been praying and showing concern for me all these while and to let you all know that i really appreciate everything and i promise to be strong always :) So my dear jean, brave up. Don't get so stressed over all that alright? You've always been outgoing and not shy so that should help a lil ! We'll be here for you, definitely. Blogs are meant for you to say whatever you want so heck the minorities that are making you uncomfortable yeah. Do that thing you do girl. Let's bring back the real babi-ness in us and kick this emo shit far away :D